Trump fires back at the lying loser Eloi

Meanwhile sometime in the far future, President-for-Life Donald Trump talks about the lies that the Eloi tell about him.

And the Eloi will pay for that wall around 'Murica.

You know who I like? The Morlocks. I love the Morlocks. And the Morlocks love me. I get along fabulously with the Morlocks. The Morlocks are winners. The Morlocks build machines, massive machines, the best machines, Trump-worthy machines. And the Morlocks have made sacrifices. The Morlocks have worked hard, and it has been a sacrifice for them. Unlike those losers, the Eloi. The Morlocks are eating us! Why are the Morlocks eating us? Why are we so tasty? Complete losers, the Eloi are—winners don’t get eaten. And who wrote the Eloi speech? It had to be that lying time traveler.