When occult unifiers attack

Every once in awhile, someone comes along declaring that they are working on unifying Wicca, pagans, or ceremonial magicians. They are doomed to fail. Why? We can't even agree on simple definitions, not alone important stuff. Plus there is the little fact that some people in these communities have the personalities of the Ravenous Bubblatter Beast of Traal and the poetic ability of a Vogon---typically the worst offenders are those trying to unify us. And then there is the stabbing---that stabbing feeling we get in our heads when these unifiers declare some of us not members of the community because we take the wrong drugs, believe in the wrong ideas, or simply want to stab someone for trying to become the boss of all of us. Still it is good for a couple of days of amusement, so stock up on that tasty popcorn and watch the show.

Boliskine burns

Confession time: I am unable to point in the actual direction of Boliskine beyond knowing that it is somewhere northeast of me. And I really do not see how the site of Cowley's failed Ambramelin operation is any more holy than the site of my failed operation. Yes, that makes me a Thelemic heretic---more so than my using the original Golden Dawn material more often than the Thelemic system. Another thing, the art there was really crap artwork; my cat has barfed up better masterpieces. Heck, I consider my bad artwork to be better. As for great writing, I can confuse just as much as Crowley while completely sober; it is a talent I have. Now, please form an orderly line and remember to smile as I take your picture; and please use correct spelling and grammar on your protest sign.

Raise Your Wands Gun Week

For the person who believes that I should not be stirring up trouble.

Raise Your Wands Gun Week!

Guest lecture: Dr. Evil

Sponsored by Gun TV

Kitchen Sink says, "The answer is More Guns!"

Hog Dee says: "Guns make you safe!"

When: Any day in 'Merica

Where: First place Mars Attacks!

Please join us in our worldwide magic spell to end gun violence by invoking the great god Elohim Gibor, and forcing the governments of the world to give ever man, woman, child, and unborn fetus, an assault weapon and a million rounds of ammo.

Remember only a Magician with a Gun can prevent a Muggle from shooting Sitting Ducks.

[MDE 2015]